Bill Murray Tries to Escape Coppers in Golf Cart
Stockholm, Sweden -- Caddyshack star Bill Murray was involved in a drunken low-speed chase in Stockholm recently. The swedish coppers, sporting their trademark blonde helmuts caught Murray tearing down one of the main streets of Stockholm in a golf cart. When Murray was finally apprehended he apparently had a Johnnie Walker sway in full swing and was obviously wasted.
Murray tried to crack a few jokes and even recited his Cinderella Story Caddyshack scene but apparently neither of the blonde fuzz played or knew anything about golf. They demanded he bow the bag but Murray refused citing American law, but the boys in blonde did him with a blood test.
Police used all there resources, experience and DNA evidence to tell the media "We think he's returned to America" when asked of Murrays whereabouts. He most likely will be fined and be given a life time ban from driving on the streets of Stockholm in a golf cart.
By The Slice, Hilary Duffer
Murray tried to crack a few jokes and even recited his Cinderella Story Caddyshack scene but apparently neither of the blonde fuzz played or knew anything about golf. They demanded he bow the bag but Murray refused citing American law, but the boys in blonde did him with a blood test.
Police used all there resources, experience and DNA evidence to tell the media "We think he's returned to America" when asked of Murrays whereabouts. He most likely will be fined and be given a life time ban from driving on the streets of Stockholm in a golf cart.
By The Slice, Hilary Duffer

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