Tiger On Verge of Another 100 mill payday

The great one announced today that he was close to signing a contract with sports drink Gatorade. Tiger was a little short on cash after his American Express contract was not extended (but ended "amicably"), bringing on a little dizzy spell, which then prompted a Gatorade rep to quickly hand Tiger a Grape Gatorade which apparently made him a little hyper. The deal is expected to be officially announced some time this week, probably after the end of the BMW Championship where Tiger is one of the lead entering the final round. One of The Slice Girls will have a full golf video report if Tiger happens to storm to victory.

- Hilary Duffer