Saturday, August 2, 2008

Golf Videos on Squidoo

Ever wonder why golf videos is growing in popularity and people who don't even play go to tournaments or watch on TV? These truisms may shed light on reasons why.

golf videos is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being honorable people who don't need referees.

golf videosers don't have some of their players in jail every week.

golf videosers don't scratch their privates on the golf videos course.

golf videosers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.

Professional golf videosers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play.

golf videosers don't get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel between tournaments.

golf videosers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of another player's deal.

Professional golf videosers don't demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses on which they play.

When golf videosers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them up.

The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National Football League (NFL) does in two.

You can watch the best golf videosers in the world up close, at any tournament, including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or $30 while the cost for a seat in the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost upwards of $300..

You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf videos course, watch the best in the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try that at one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums.

In golf videos you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like the best baseball hitters (. 300 batting average) do.

golf videos doesn't change its rules to attract fans.

golf videosers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.

golf videosers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.

golf videos doesn't have free agency.

In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and other stars, would shake your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime Jose Canseco wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."

You can hear birds chirping on the golf videos course during a tournament.

Ladies are welcome players.

At a golf videos tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas) you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.

Tiger Woods can hit a golf videos ball three times as far as Barry Bonds can hit a baseball.

golf videos Courses don't ruin the neighborhood.

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