Tiger Delivers Ass Woopin at FedEx Cup

The chosen one has added to his legend and won the FedEx cup by a mere 8 strokes. Tiger shot 4 under on the final round and was never challenged by any of the golfing mortals in the field. The only real moment of drama came on the 9th when the Zach attack was standing over a 30 foot birdie putt. A ball came thundering down from the heavens and landing on the green - it was Woods 2nd shot from 286 yards from the rough. The Zach attack could only watch and laugh in awe and Tiger went quickly to apologise but Zach already had Tiger Wood and was eager to get back to the clubhouse to see the golf video of that shot. Tiger now has 13 majors, 14 of 25 World Golf Championship events and the FedEx Cup. Tiger has to wait until he's 40 to go for a fancy dinner with the winnings but we think he can hold on. The steak will tasted all the better if he waits anyway. Tiger will play the Presidents Cup in a few weeks then take a long break to spend time learning how to change nappies.