Turd Burglar Almost Lays A Submarine While Playing Golf

Sawasdee Ka, Mr. Turd Burglar has an interesting question for us today: “During my last round I had a bad case of the runs and played out of turn so I could finish the hole and get some relief. When I came to the next tee my fellow competitor said I was disqualified because I played out of turn. What’s the deal with that? Ps. Your Golf Videos are money.

Turd, we hope you made it to safety and didn’t have any accidents. There is no penalty unless the committee decides that it was giving you an advantage, in which case you might have been disqualified. In this situation, we think you would be ok, and definitely chose the right decision!