The Only Person That Tiger Takes Crap From

Yes that’s right, we no longer have to wait for Tiger to take crap from somebody because Baby Sam has been born. Golf forums, golf video blogs and websites around the world have been buzzing with the news. The quote of the day goes to a digg.com user who quite innocently wrote “I don't get it. Why is this news? Is the baby a mutant or something? If only he knew. The press were given these few photos to eww and ahh about and told to rack off and respect their privacy. There was a report that Elin was seen playing with razor blades precariously close to Baby Sam but that report was later confirmed as Britney doing some lines with her Baby sitting close by. Baby Sam will have an interesting race with Tiger being one-quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch and Elin being Swedish. We can’t figure out exactly what that makes Sam so we’ll just call her cute and go make some more golf videos.