Saturday, December 8, 2007

How You Can Beat Tiger Woods Golf Video

If you’re thinking about turning Pro and getting in Tigers face here’s a few little tidbits that might give you an advantage:.
Number 1: Tiger’s kryptonite is garlic. Apparently’ he’s allergic to garlic so you might want to put some cloves in his bag before the start of his round to give you a good start.
Number 2: Butch kicked up a stir earlier this year when it was revealed he’d been been a bit of a tell tale and told Phil that one of Tigers secrets was that he walked slower during times of pressure to slow down his central nervous system
Number 3: Tiger gets hacked off when people take photos during his swing. If you’re going to compete against him, have a team of photographers snapping away on his downswing. Be careful though, if he finds out it was you he’ll get angry and go whompo. Ask Rory and Stephen Ames what it’s like to be on the receiving end of a tiger whompo.
Tiger also recently revealed he carries one of his fathers teeth with him at all times and has done so since the age of 12. If you could somehow temporarily force him to part with this tooth we believe half his powers would disappear and you’d then be competing against a half super-hero.
To find out even more about Tiger we suggest watching the Tiger Woods Authorised DVD Collection, which we review in one of our other Tiger Titallation golf videos.

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