Sabbatini You’re Just a Tosser

The Tours most arrogant as voted by his peers, Rory Sabbatini has done it again The five time puller champion pulled out of Tigers Target World Challenge with his Agent citing shin splinters as the reason. He was 28 strokes behind Tiger, in last place going into the final round when he decided to head to Hawaii for his annual family vacation. Apparently feeling some guilt for leaving the charity benefiting event he gave away shoes and sweaters, although the locker room attendant told one of our Slice Girls that he bumped his head and wasn’t thinking straight. As usual, players just shook their heads at Rory’s latest dumber than dumb move with Fred Couples asking “They don’t have any flights to Hawaii tonight?” adding he should give his 170,000 last place check back to charity. Mark Calcavecchia wrote it off as “Rory being Rory” adding “I don’t think the fans missed him” and The Open champion Padraig Harrington summed it up best when saying :Is there anything you can say about it”? Pausing before going on “I don’t thin there is”. Tiger was asked if he minded the puller pulling out and a cold hard stare was his reply. If you want to find out more about the tosser that is Rory Sabbatini check out his website rory sabbatini.com which features the cheesiest flash intro you’re likely to see inside the PGA Tour.