Top 10 Predictions in 2008
Here’s our top 10 golf predictions for 2008
1. Tiger will move past Jacks record of 18 majors. Although mathematically impossible, somehow he will find a way.
2. Michelle Wie will shoot 51 on the front nine of the John Deere, pretend to be hurt, then bugger off home to play the only wii anyone cares about
3. Rory Sabbatini will play in the final group with Tiger in all four majors losing by a combined 56 shots, then call a press conference to announce “he’s getting close”
4.Natalie Gulbis will retire from golf and chase her dream of becoming a Slice Girl
5. Monty will win his first tournament in the US, move there permanently and become a spokesman for Jenny Craig
6. Sergio will play in the final group of a major and come 2nd. He will announce that he played 78 perfect golf shots that didn’t quite come off, before getting into a dust up with a reporter from New Caledonia
7. Phil Mickelson will run for Mayor of Beverley Hills, then turn to a career in television as presenter of Fear Factor
8. David Toms will get himself a personality
9. Mike Weir will win the Masters then climb on top of the clubhouse and burn the Canadian flag while listening to Bruce Springsteen on his ipod. When asked about his behavior in the press conference, he simply says “That’s how I roll”
10. Vijay Singh stops practicing and wins 12 regular PGA events. He appears on Dr Phil after trashing his hotel room realizing how much money he could have saved on range balls
1. Tiger will move past Jacks record of 18 majors. Although mathematically impossible, somehow he will find a way.
2. Michelle Wie will shoot 51 on the front nine of the John Deere, pretend to be hurt, then bugger off home to play the only wii anyone cares about
3. Rory Sabbatini will play in the final group with Tiger in all four majors losing by a combined 56 shots, then call a press conference to announce “he’s getting close”
4.Natalie Gulbis will retire from golf and chase her dream of becoming a Slice Girl
5. Monty will win his first tournament in the US, move there permanently and become a spokesman for Jenny Craig
6. Sergio will play in the final group of a major and come 2nd. He will announce that he played 78 perfect golf shots that didn’t quite come off, before getting into a dust up with a reporter from New Caledonia
7. Phil Mickelson will run for Mayor of Beverley Hills, then turn to a career in television as presenter of Fear Factor
8. David Toms will get himself a personality
9. Mike Weir will win the Masters then climb on top of the clubhouse and burn the Canadian flag while listening to Bruce Springsteen on his ipod. When asked about his behavior in the press conference, he simply says “That’s how I roll”
10. Vijay Singh stops practicing and wins 12 regular PGA events. He appears on Dr Phil after trashing his hotel room realizing how much money he could have saved on range balls
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