Quick While You Can!

Youtube.com has finally been un-banned in Thailand after google has reportedly developed software that it allows to block "objectionable" videos to Thai ISP's. Slice Girl Jennifer Lobez was so elated at hearing the news that she ran off to make some golf videos on her own. These will be appearing on golfuncut.com in the next two weeks. I'd race over to youtube.com if you have an account and join up to the Slice Girls channel at http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=theslicegirls before the powers that be find some other reason to shut her down. There's some absolute shocker clips being posted on youtube these days, so spend most of your time on there with The Slice Girls...

The Slice Girls on Tagged.com

By Angelina Bogie -- The Slice Girls added another social networking site to our resume lately - tagged.com. If you're a member, or are addicted to social networking sites, then come and see us over at http://www.tagged.com/theslicegirls. We'll be posting some exclusive golf videos in the next few weeks as we roll out out launch campaign around the world!

Note: If you are thinking about contacting us, please don't offer any amount of money to meet us or we'll post your name and account on the front page of our website with a tag "This Cat Pays for Sex".

Stay Fly

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Worlds Most Addictive Online Golf Game

By Condoleezza Slice -- This is a follow up to yesterdays brief report about a new online golf game on the web - World Golf Tour. I've been up for the last 22 hours trying to reach master level and its just not happening. If you happen to have played it already there's no way I believe the top score achieved. if you look closely you'll see he has 2 hole in ones, not only hit every green in regulation but was a total of 54 feet over the 9 holes. The swing meter moves way to fast for anybody to have that kind of accuracy. And if you think Im a sore loser, I am, but go see for yourself and I'm sure you'll agree the game would have to be hacked in order to achieve that score.

If you like our golf videos, I would strongly suggest you don't try that game because you might never watch another golf movie of us again!

Stay Fly

Wicked Online Golf Game

While The Slice Girls work day and night to finish the Super 6 Fantasy Golf League, we'd like to invite you to pay a wicked online golf game over at PGA.com, and ran by World Golf. It's got some good graphics and you can play for hours when your boss leaves the office.

Here's the official "about":

San Francisco-based World Golf Tour™ (WGT) offers the world’s most photo-realistic online golf experience. WGT seeks to democratize the game of golf via the Web, making golf accessible and affordable for all, and to build an online community based on its engaging, interactive golf experience. WGT enables multiple players to explore famous courses simultaneously and sparks competition with tournament play and real-life prizes.

We hope to get this on www.golfuncut.com soon but in the meantime check it out at http://pgacharitychallenge.worldgolftour.com/

- Hilary Duffer, Golf Video Presenter and Slice Girl Extraordinaire

Golf Videos on Squidoo.com

Check out squidoo.com - the latest, bookmarking/favourites type site. Jessica Albatross has her own "Lens" on golf videos and golf movies at http://www.squidoo.com/bestgolfvideos/

A lens is a page about anything you want, Squidoo was started by legendary marketer Seth Godin and seems to be shooting up the page ranking and Alexa.com charts. Nice if you wanna market your site and tell people about what a great site, product you have. A few golf video "Lens'" on there already but Jessica Albatross's is of course the money one. Go check it out golf video guru.

Will Ferrell Golf Video

Slice Girl Halle Birdie tracked down a Will Ferrell golf video over at golf.com. Halle has watched Blades of Glory 72 times and carries a picture of Will with her at all times, believing they are destined to be together once she finishes her golf video star career. The videos, while not anything to write home about, see Will talk about being better than Tiger, fashion on the golf course and something else we can't remember, Check the Will Ferrell golf video out at http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1643417,00.html

Bill Murray Tries to Escape Coppers in Golf Cart

Stockholm, Sweden -- Caddyshack star Bill Murray was involved in a drunken low-speed chase in Stockholm recently. The swedish coppers, sporting their trademark blonde helmuts caught Murray tearing down one of the main streets of Stockholm in a golf cart. When Murray was finally apprehended he apparently had a Johnnie Walker sway in full swing and was obviously wasted.

Murray tried to crack a few jokes and even recited his Cinderella Story Caddyshack scene but apparently neither of the blonde fuzz played or knew anything about golf. They demanded he bow the bag but Murray refused citing American law, but the boys in blonde did him with a blood test.

Police used all there resources, experience and DNA evidence to tell the media "We think he's returned to America" when asked of Murrays whereabouts. He most likely will be fined and be given a life time ban from driving on the streets of Stockholm in a golf cart.

By The Slice, Hilary Duffer

Dear Abby...

Dear Abby

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my
golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

signed,

perplexed

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Where The Slice Girls Shop

Although we're never asked, The Slice Girls choose to buy their golf clubs and golf equipment at www.golfshopthailand.com, which is a run by a cat who seems to update his blog whenever he isn't trying to score a Slice Girl, which is not often. Check it out at http://tigergivesmewood.blogspot.com/

Tiger Woods Golf Video Blog

Some cat has gotten a little carried away with the whole Tiger Woods thing and started a website www.tigergivesmewood.com. The site doesnt seem to be updated with any regularity but has some nice videos of Tiger Woods and a shop where you can bag yourself a Tiger Gives Me Wood t-shirt. What more could a man want?

The Tiger Woods blog is, um , shite and has a few good but copied articles about Tiger Woods. Interesting reading but unless the blog has some original content you might be better to check out one of the The Slice Girls blogs. or not!

Go see it at http://tigergivesmewood.blogspot.com/

The best pro shop in bangkok is golfshopthailand.com!

Angelina Bogies Golf Video Blog on Myspace.com

Upon hearing Jessica Albatross had set out on a solo golf video blogging career, Angelina ditched Brad Putt and spent two days learning about blogging herself to try to keep up with the dynamic Jessica. She has started her own golf video blog on myspace.com. You can check out all her absolutely wonderful entries on myspace.com at http://blog.myspace.com/theslicegirls

Angelina will also be posting some myspace exclusive golf movies so go check it out. or don't.

Angelina Bogie and The Slice Girls shop for all their golf clubs at www.golfshopthailand.com. You should too.

Jessica Albatross' Golf Video Blog

Jessica Albatross, wanting to branch off and launch a solo career outside The Slice Girls, has started a golf video blog on golflink.com. We're not sure of the content and Jessica doesnt have much time to do anything else except make golf movies so the blog could be shite. Go and see for yourself at Jessica Albatross' Golf Video Blog. Golflink has some nice instruction golf video clips, although they can't compete with The Slice Girls of course...

Blip.tv Golf Videos

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In addition to its public services at www.blip.tv, the company also offers private label technology solutions for traditional media companies who want to integrate user-generated content into their existing platforms. Customers include Turner Broadcasting and Conde Nast.

Check out Golf videos and golf movies from www.golfuncut.com at www.blip.tv

Halle Birdie Recommends

Halle Birdie here. I'll be appearing in www.golfuncut.com's golf video in the next few weeks but would like to share a beaut little site with you. Golfmagic.com has over 65,000 members and is one of the most active golf forums on the web. Free to sign up and easy to use, check out golfmagic.com once you've exhausted yourself watching all our golf videos and golf movies entertainment!

Golf Videos at GoFish.com

Yep, here's another video sharing site that we managed to find. Extremely slow t load but does seem to have some good vids on there that you can spend hours watching and wasting your day away, except of course if you happen to be watching The Slice Girls golf videos, then that would be valuable use of your time. Or not?

Golf Videos on Flickr

Ok, not that you'd want to, but if you want to check out the Slice Girls golf photos on flickr.com, go ahead and sign up and visit http://www.flickr.com/people/7962556@N04/?search=theslicegirls

No golf videos but we'll post all the latest golf photos over at flickr.com so go get yourself an account now!

Golf Videos on Heavy.com

Angelina Bogie got all fired up after shooting a 59 and downloaded a bunch of videos on heavy.com, a video-shraing/social networking site, now another home for the The Slice Girls golf videos and golf movies from www.golfuncut.com. Check them out at heavy.com.

Bolted

Bolt.com has done the unthinkable and bolted into bankruptcy due to a $10 million lawsuit copyright lawsuit. The Slice Girls golf videos were downloaded 500,000 times on bolt.com so we're a little bit sad today at this news. Never fear, our golf movies can still be viewed at over 25 social networking sites so whatever one you've signed up to you can catch some exclusive golf action on video from The Slice Girls.

Jessica Albatross Golf Video Star

This is an update on our golf video status for August. In less than a month www.golfuncut.com will come spectacularly out of BETA and into full on action mode. What does this mean? We've been producing billions of golf videos over the last few weeks and our Director has been in the batcave trying to figure out what ones to put online.

If this is seems like a bit of a rave, it is, coz well you know, we gotta do out bit for SEO and get the site up there you know. We're 1st page ranking on yahoo and msn and 2nd on google for "golf vidoes" - not bad for just 6 months of BETA and no money spent on marketing yet!

Anyway, I'm off to get my nails done, we'll see you back here very soon for a blog entry that actually means something.

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