How to mess with your opponent on the golf course golf video

Here’s my top three ways to distract your opponent on the golf course.

1/ When you’re on the tee, stand facing your opponent when he’s about to tee off with you legs like this. As he reaches the top of his backswing, uncross your legs, making sure to look away pretending like you didn’t even know you did it in case he stares at you. Even if he manages to hit it, just the thought of him knowing you’ve tried to be a dirty dog will make him angry for the rest of your round

2/ You’re on the putting green. Your opponent is ready to putt. Stand far enough away as you would normally, but make sure you’re in their vision. When they’re ready to putt, start making some practice swings. Apologise profusely if they pull away and give you a stare or ask you to stop

3/ The next one is one of my favourites but requires some element of luck. Each time your opponent tees it up make sure your bag is close. Pull two or three clubs out of the bag like this, so they’re resting precariously against some other clubs. What you’re trying to achieve is the dreaded “club clanging” sometime during his swing. With a little practice you can get pretty good at making the clubs fall down, and a little nudge with your foot of the bag always helps too!

[Last paragraph the clubs fall down, The Slice Girl jumps up and gets a fright, and says “Lucky I was wearing this sweet golf shirt from King Golf.net otherwise I might have popped right out of this”]

Try these and you might never lose another match on the golf course. Watch more golf videos at www.gofuncut.com